Wednesday, December 7, 2011

From the Treadmill: Thoughts on Daytime TV

1. Jenna Bush works for the Today Show. Really? Really?

2. Ellen's standup on her show is not funny, but I like her interviews. She's way funnier there.

3. Rachael Ray cannot cook. At all. You can't just add bagged pre-grated mozzarella cheese to shit and call it a great family dinner . Her perkiness does not work for me, nor do her stupid orange kitchen accessories. And I like orange.

4. Matt Lauer is way better looking in person. And he's way shorter. I love him.

5. Diane Keaton's ad campaign is making me rethink Chico's.

6. Nate needs to lay off the spray tan.

7. Kathie Lee is holding Hoda back.

8. What? “Let's Make a Deal” is still on TV?

9. I kinda miss Regis. Didn't see that one coming.

10. Ann Curry remains the worst interviewer on the face of the earth. Cloying. She is the malaprop queen. I would stop watching the Today Show except for my love of Matt Lauer.

11. Jane Fonda rocks thigh-high boots on morning television. She is 75. There is hope.

2 comments:

  1. Why even bother turning on the TV while I'm on the treadmill--I'm just gonna read your reviews instead. I agree with every single one. Except 9. And 4 is N/A. I appreciate your restraint with respect to Top Chef: Texas (I can view just so many animal bones).

    Walk another mile and let me know what you think of Lady Gaga's dark lipstick on her new video on E!

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  2. I don't know how you can handle Top Chef this season; "Texas chili has no beans."

    Love the Gaga. Love the dark lipstick. Not on me or you, though.

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